Dreaming

It's no good Fossil, I just can't go on, said Phil.

Can't go on Phil? Said Fossil.

No! I can't go on said Phil.

I have been so busy today Fossil, said Phil.

So busy that I just can't go on!

Well! I don't know about that said Fossil.

Busy you say? I will tell you about busy.

This morning alone I have been on a flower arranging course.

A flower arranging course? Said Phil.

Yes, said Fossil, look what I have made.

Oooh. Very nice Fossil, said Phil,

What else have you done?

Well, said Fossil, I have also completely re-wired the shed.

Re- wired the shed? Said Phil.

Yes Phil, re-wired the shed.

I have put 3 phase power out there so we can run all our computers

All our computers and our own server.

Oooh, all our computers, said Phil.

And our own server?

What will he be serving Fossil?

Will he be serving pink champagne?

Not that kind of server Phil, said Fossil!

Don't go off in a dream!

I am going off in a dream Fossil, I am.

I am dreaming of our own server.

Our own server with pink champagne!

Indeed, said Fossil.

Another day in the field

Morning Fossil, said Phil.

Morning Phil, said Fossil.

What are we going to do today then Phil? Said Fossil.

Well I don't know what you're doing, said Phil,

But I am going to look at this old hedge over here!

Oh leave that old hedge alone Phil, said Fossil.

I have an idea, I have an idea of something we can do today.

Something more fun than playing in that old hedge.

Oooh what is it? Said Phil.

Are we going to practice our queuing?

We are getting quite good at queuing now, Fossil,

Don't you agree?

Yes Phil, said Fossil, I do agree.

I know our queue positioning is improving.

But that is not what we are doing today.

I have got a very good book in the shed Phil, said Fossil,.

It is a book that is in our library.

It is a book in the Rural Pastimes Section.

Oooh! Said Phil, the Rural Pastimes Section?

Might it be a game then Fossil?

Might it be a game we are playing today?

I think it might be said Fossil.

Wait here while I get organized.

I will just have a chew on this branch said Phil.

Ooooeeee Phil, said Fossil.

Come on, come and play my catch the carrot game.

Oh brilliant, said Phil,

I love the catch the carrot game!

I really love the catch the carrot game.

I can't catch the carrot Fossil, said Phil.

Guess what Fossil. I don't love this game.

I don't love the catch the carrot game any more!

Indeed said Fossil.

The next day

Hello little white goat, said Billy

Mad party last night was nt it?

Yes said little white goat,  I am just a bit hungry though.

There were not enough canapés for me!

Or me! Said Phil.

Indeed, said Fossil.

Last part of party time

Well Phil, said Fossil

I think that party went really really well.

Yes Fossil, said Phil,

The canapés all went, said Fossil

And the goats weren't  a nuisance.

You could nt ask for more.

Everyone really enjoyed themselves said Fossil.

I think I enjoyed myself a bit too much, said Phil.

Indeed, said Fossil

Party time 4

We need some music for this party Fossil, said Phil.

Don't worry Phil, I have organised everything.

I have plugged my new I pad air into the outside socket.

I will just go and turn it on.

I will turn it on and we can start the dancing.

I think the little white goat has already started! Said Phil.

He is showin' us his moooves!

Indeed said Fossil

Pass me a canapé please Phil,

It's going to be a long night.

 

Party time. Part 3

Well everyone is here, said Fossil.

We are just waiting for the goats.

I have just had an e mail from them.

An e mail telling me that they are running late.

Ummm, said Phil, why are they running late I wonder?

 

I bet it's that little brown goat!

That little brown goat is trouble I can tell you.

Oooeeeee. Oooeeee. Said the little brown goat.

We are here. Let's get this party started.

Come on said Phil, come on goats.

We are all ready to mingle.

Mingle? Said the little white goat

What's a mingle?

A mingle is not a thing little white goat, said Fossil,

A mingle is what you do at a party when you arrive.

You make polite conversation with the other guests.

Then you get drunk!

Great! Said the little brown goat.

When do we start!

Canapé crisis

Well Fossil, said Phil,

What are you going to wear to our party?

What are you going to wear to be smart casual?

Actually Phil, said Fossil, I have got something rather nice.

It's my special belt I bought from Harrods.

It's new and a little dashing!

How do I look? Said Fossil.

That colour looks very good on you Fossil, said Phil.

I must say, very good indeed.

Come on, we must hurry up and get everything sorted.

The party will start and we won't be ready!

Phil, said Fossil, will you organise the canapés please?

Get Puppy to help.

Organise the canapés nicely, Phil,

Organise them nicely so we are ready for our guests.

Phil? Said Fossil.

Yes? said Phil.

What is that crunching sound I can hear?

Oooh, I'm not sure Fossil,

I am not sure what that crunching sound is.

Are you sure Phil? Said Fossil

Are you sure you dont know what that crunching sound is?

 Actually I think I might know said Phil.

I think it might be me making sure the canapés taste nice.

Indeed, said Fossil.